Saturday, March 31, 2012

let's pretend it's the 30th march

soo today like always
was very tiring
it's was cool in the morning but
the tutorial at 3 to 5 made today, tiring

even after a really tiring day,
i manage to be a good sport
and joined my smart group to lumut
VAT I DO TO LUMUTZ?
well, i went there to ride go cart or is it kart?
ehehehe, me F1 driver.
i think usain bolt(wtv his name is) can run faster than my driving.

-race track is where i live, it's in the blood

and i really think im getting older at a really fast phase
after i got out from the cart-thinggy
ma bones..
it sounded like some one crushed a plastic bottle in order to recycle it.
btw, make sure you crush down plastic bottle before throwing it okay?
to save space laa.
the point is, i think im 28 rather than 18

-the podium, soo cute

-=..= woah i looked retarded

yeah, after that we went to a nearby surau to perform our solat la.
the surau is sooo cuteeeee.small but somehow it look cute.
can't describe, i have tried snapping some picturrrz but it was too dark.
i swear i was attacked by an army of nyamuks
those vicious nyamuks, im traumatized.

then we're like sooo hungry after our race.
speed racer needs food too ya know.
we decided to eat somewhere near utp,
which is where else if not sri iskandar.
dude, im like so pissed off there
I WAITED HALF AN HOUR JUST FOR MY JUICE?!!
yes, then another like half and hour for our food.
don't they know they're like serving RACERS?
racers are like the descendant of gangsters ya know
basically racers are semi-civilized-gangster who own a driving licence
>:/

i hate it when i ask for "nasi goreng kampung, PEDAS TAU"
then they gave me a shitty nasi goreng kampung with like one cili hijau in it.
owh yeaaaah, SOO PEDAS.A BATANG OF CILI WOULD TOTALLY MAKE ME HAVE DIARRHEA AFTER THIS.
i totally felt like flipping the dinning table, but im too cool to publicly be angry
AND im hungry, spicy or not.i must eat.

so yeah, after that my gangstuh smart group sister
ask for 50% discount on our order to the owner.
then he was like i never heard of such request shizzle manizzle
and my gangtuh sister was like
i never waited for half an hour just for our drinks
then he was like, fine fine i belanja you people.
WINNING
so yeah, i ate free food.
TOLD YA NOT TO MESS WITH ANGRY HUNGRY RACERS!
>:/

then we went back to utp.
and i slept like a baby and woke up at 7.30
demmit.


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Wednesday, March 28, 2012

night cream

as you get older,
you tend to progress fear of
getting wrinkles and soggy skin
therefore my mom made me wear krim malam
every malam la.

take not that,
putting on night cream is like
putting on a layer of humidity on your face.
yes, it's uncomfortable
especially when you're in the middle of a 'hutan'
where the climate is already hot and HUMID
but for the sake of good skin
i religiously put on the night cream everyday.
so mom, don't worry i'm doing things that you asked me too.

not going to brag la,
but uh.
i managed to wash all 14 of my dirtay cloths
correction, I HAND WASHED ALL OF EM!!
damnnnnn, sometimes im just wayyyy to diligent
however i now don't feel like doing anything else.
unfortunately, there will be a pre-calculus quiz tomorrow
which means i must do something in order not to get a zero
SOO TIRED LAAAA

-a very jakun looking ami on top of pocket D.PEACE OUTZZZZ

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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

there's no space

after returning back from the 5 days holiday,
i found out that i have insufficient space to hang my cloth.
for some reason i brought 14 pairs of baju kurung
and half a dozen of cardigan that needed to be hang.
and the closet space was like half a meter wide,
which is like, small.
my cloth ended up lookin like 'lempeng' when im about to use them.
soo, PLEASE UTP PIMP MY CLOSET SPACE!
make it bigger, like seriously.

and today.
i smoothly presented my poster for english tutorial.
hehehe, i wouldn't say smoothly la,
but i did talk a lot, not smoothly but a lot.
most of the audience looked bored listening to me.
some even looked puzzled.
sori i has veri bad ingeriss.
u just mas understand even u not understand, ok?

-omaigadz, made those ticket as our flyer.IT'S TOO AWESOOOOME.

-all smiles after the presentation.yes, im the sad looking pig.

Im half sad,
cause i still haven't receive my MARA allowance.
in this such needed time,
when i really need retail therapy,
why must MARA torture me?

i should like start doing blogshop again
ya know, since i spend alot
i need to make alot of money too ya know.
but i still don't know what to sell.
and how am i going to get supplies when
im in the middle of a HUTAN
come on la kerajaan perak
don't just depend on ipoh to be the main attraction
civilize la sri iskandar too.
okay,im creatively short of ideas.
i'll stop writing,

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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

big bad ami

yesterday i bought 5 books for rm50.70
SAY WUUUUUUUUT?!
cheap, i know rite.
thanks utp for bringing awesome things in the middle of nowhere.

-agjhsndqwakp CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP, the best part is.i used a voucher buku

owh, and i still haven't use another 2 voucher
mehehehe.

today, i went to kuantan
to collect my spm result.
it was bitter sweet*cheeeeeeeeeessy*
very nostalgic.
im excited but nervous, mixed feeling is not the best
thing to experience ya know.
i seriously can't brush my teeth properly this morning.
end up puking, dang those butterflies >:/

my result is so-so la
i can still study at utp,
heh i don't have to worry about my sponsor not sponsoring me anymore!
WOO T WOOT

-le school magazine, kudos to the sirma crew :D

sob, i hope i can still stay connected to my kuantan hommies
TT^TT YOU GUYS ARE SUPER AWESOME!
LONG LIVE SOVEREIGN!

AND TO MY GIRL FRIENDS
IM SO PROUD OF CHU GIRLS,
COME TO MY HOUSE AND EAT LOTSA BIHUN SUP!!
i don't know when will that be tho

P/S:i need retail therapy

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Saturday, March 17, 2012

chill floor

my ifest journey continues
ifest is btw some kindda an islamic month or festival
that was held every year in utp
this year, if im not mistaken was it's 3rd year.

last night i attended baitul muslim,
today they invited Wardina for a talk about beauty and stuff in between!
first of all
she is,sooooooooooooo beautiful
and her talk is soo honest

after hearing the talk,
it really made me think how good am i?
i never thought about this before, i always think im good enough
but after seeing someone who finally change for the better
i want to be them,i want to change.
yes i wear shawl, i cover my head
but just that fact made me think im good enough
i was deceived by my own act
and i was wrong.
physical change is not important
yes its cheesy, but the spiritual change is the most important.

the feeling when you get that iman rush
i would like to feel that one day.
overall it was an eye opener for me.
after reading back my very very older post
i was ashamed of my past self
to be honest, i was proud that i swore alot.
i was proud that all the f word flow swiftly when im using it
i was proud that i use all the curse word like a pro.
indeed im wrong, and very ashamed.
young and naive eyh?
hopefully i won't have kids like me in the future.

hmm, i think im getting wiser
XDD
or is this just a normal sign that you're getting older?

lets just hope this will to change won't be just for today.
btw no photos for today
tooo tired to even find a decent photo.
SPM result is just around the corner
pray for me, my friends and my school.
MRSM KUANTAN FTW!!!!!

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forever alone is good

ehehehe
i is so veri excited
i went swimming today
ehehehe...
saw lotsa sexi layday

okay i sounded like a pervert
i swam just for a while
then it rained
then all the sexi layday ran out from the pool
dang it.*pervvvvvvv*

-OHOHOHO,i is soo fabulous.went out with my 'selipar tandas'

cannot upload photos of the pool,
in order to do that the whole pool had to be censored
i'll end up uploading a pool of black bars rather than a pool

owh and i haven't told you guys yet, but
I FOUND MY PENCIL BOXXXXXXXXXX
minus my calculator >:/

this just in:
-went to baitul muslim forum just now,hehehe

from the forum, i can conclude that
in order to live happily without thinking much
it's better to be alone
until 'the one' comes.heh.
that comment is so ignorant, do not think like that! >:/
you can't WAIT for it to come!
you must find yer jodoh
by istisyarah and istikharah(BHAHAHAHA I LEARN A NEW WORD)
just like when yer hungry
YOU MUST FIND FOOD
the food ain't coming to yew.

hmm why am i opening my own forum? =..=
an 18 years old talking like she's 80,
seriously ami.
i must really think im wise


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Monday, March 12, 2012

uncivilized

how did they even get here,
wealth perhaps.

but, dude.
that was very wtf
yelling/shouting rude words at some random strangers is soo premature
STFU
bobba, i don't freaking care how rich you are,
doing that is bobba-ing rude
i guess they can't use their retarded mind to simply think about
simple logical manners

i wasn't planning on posting another rant post
but thanks to the retard mentioned above
i've done another sin
demmit.
burn in hell, okay thats too much
go get your finger burn >:/

i better stop now, need to continue some tutorial questions

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Monday, March 5, 2012

get me to the hospital

in about another 2 month
if i constantly consume beverages from the v5 cafe
i'd probably die because of diabetes
=..=

-another way to die faster, drink teh ais everyday

btw, the post office?
should i even call it an office?
looks more like a posting cave
yes, the mailing room or so they call it
is an underground office located where else
other than an underground location
the point is, the posting cave here at utp
is scary
SCARY
am not going down there alone

it's funny how posh things can be upstairs
and how scary it is down there

-the sweet taste, it's haunting meeeee
fatami can't die young, too fabulous

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Sunday, March 4, 2012

how did i get so diligent?

some amazingly unexplainable phenomena had just occur
i just went to the laundry to pick up my stuff
THEN
continue my journey to CIMB bank
to get some mo cash.
and to explain how much distance i have traveled tonight
i shall draw a map!

NEYH,
too hard to draw a map on paint
but the point is,
the distance between the laundry and my room
and my room to the bank
IS HUGE
unfortunately according to the law of physics
my displacement is ZERO
dang it!

-carried this badass all the way back to my room. heavy stuff.

my homework is not done yet.
i should stop procrastinating
not good for my life,
it's weird that i got full of beans when im doing shiz
and automatically lazy when it comes to homework

-yes, it's a durian. . . a lonely durian

better start doin ma homework
OR ELSE >:/

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im not isaac newton

blagh,
just finished physics test this morning
and looks like someone is going to score a 5 out of 20
=..=
or maybe worst
i hate it when things i study really hard on
was not needed in the test
bobba bobba bobba
sorry mr.newton, i created a new formula for force

next time, i should prepare earlier
but talk is cheap.
gotta admit that,
early exam preparation was one of my top resolution for about the last 5 years of my life
WHEN WILL I EVER CHANGE?!

and something stinks.
but i swear i've washed my socks :/
i think something died

guess who bought 2 bottle of not-so-cheap junk food?!!
ME!
and am not proud of it >:(
demmit, why must i waste money?!WAI?

-WHEN WILL I GET MY LOAN?!

now i must study really hard for the next test
teh spm result is around the corner
I AM PANICKING
WHAT IF I GET KICK OUT OF THIS UNIVERSITY
OR MARA DECIDED NOT TO SPONSOR ME ANYMORE?
shizzz

gotta go to v5 tonight, pick up some laundry

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Saturday, March 3, 2012

yes, i got class tomorrow

heheheh it's 1.25 am
and im still not sleeping
im guessing my biological clock starting to work again
OWHHH YEAAAAAAH

alot happened in just one night.
i had to brave the annoying not-so-heavy-but-still-pouring rain
with my friend
WITH ONLY ONE SMALL UMBRELLA
dang, i stepped on puddles too constantly
then i thought,
HEY WHY NOT LET'S JUST ROLL IN THE PUDDLE INSTEAD?!

-i hatee puddlessssssssss

btw we're actually going to SIFE introduction night
and fyi i joined this club called SIFE,
google if yew don't know, cause im pretty much the same
heh

we had ice breaking games
which just like any other game
I S U C K A T, dang it.
no one wanted to be a pokemaster TT^TT
forever alone, sob

i was posted to be in the youth project
under entrepreneurship
hmmm, can't say much since they too don't know much
weird.

then i had to attend my smart group meeting
in which they held to celebrate our smart group member who
was born on the month of february, which includes me!!
we ate this damnnnn delicious chocolate cake
then we did a "little" sharing session
that end up a little more than 1.00 am
which means, yes, im just back from my smart group meeting :D

-GHAAAAAAA, SALIVATING..........

p/s: "if you don't know what fyi is, you're probably Not from this generation"-Dr. Lai
my jackie chan look-a-like lecturer

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Thursday, March 1, 2012

the reason im alone

after spending about 2 hours for dinner talking and acting like our test is a month away,
i've found out the very reason why im FOREVER ALONE

1. my face expression
im able to look like memes on 9gag,
IT'S JUST SOO U G L Y
i once get sprayed by my friend thanks to this fugly face
sad

2. once i talk, the world is mine
excessive laughing and much more embarrassing stuff happened
when i talk
in other words
NOT SOPAN :O

3.really bad at socializing
some time it puzzles me how people can get to know one another so easily
in a very short period of time,
just how?HOW?
am i snobby or what?

nuf talking about how "alone" i am right now,
the point is, i don't mind being alone
still got my best friends,kuantan friends and utp friends
sooo many friends :D

owh and some interesting facts my utp friends found out about me.
once you befriend me
your stock share in the social business will
plunge down as if your were hit by the recession wave.
YES, I AM THAT DANGEROUS >:/
think twice before getting to know me

AND AND AND,
haish... i bought a new calculator plus some important stationary
RM 39, ALL GONE JUST FOR A DEMMIT CALCULATORRRR
>:(

-is it too much if i put on posters of a missing pencil box everywhere?!!

the new version of pokemon and digimon just suck yo.
give shizz to my great childhood cartoon,dang

-the most frustrating moment of my childhood, shaking the digivice soo badly in hope that my digimon will evolve instead it turned to a digipoop.SOB

p/s:forever alone post requested by fans XD

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