Sunday, November 21, 2010

if she's asian why is she black?

fatami have issues okay?
im like kimora,we got skin issue,but we're asians i tell you.


p/s:im just bored,always wanted a double post.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

i have chair imprint butt

just sitting infront of your laptop
can cause big problem.
in my case,i now have chair imprint butt(if such words exist)
it's hard to believe
but my butt now looks like an ikea chair.
not cute.

talking about ikea,i haven't been to that place for quiet a while.
i'll die if they deliver new catalog,i'll die for ikea ;)
so since they heven't deliver the 2011 catalog YET.
i as an obsessed ikea fan
went to their website and found out nothing new about them
which is disappointing . the only thing that would made my day
do nothing except headache.

kai bai.


Sunday, November 14, 2010

im a lazy bump,big deal.

im beginning to get lazy.
very lazy.
i don't feel like moving my fingers right now.
and i do feel like i want to stop writing.
but i must not stop,as i am trying not to be lazy
yes, i am trying not to be lazy.
but as you can see,my sentence construction is effortless or in other words full of laziness
i found out in china,parents sent their lazy ass children to a boot camp
i don't want that.
you can die there.

i found out that im dying

i have a disease called floaters.
it's absorbing my life energy.
i'll be dead in 2 month time.
so i don't need to go to school.

cause dead people can't go to school.

"but ami what is floaters?"-imaginary friend
well,floaters is a thing in your eyes.
it's annoying you see.
i'll die cause of annoyance.

-stuff i see.

famous person who have floater:

stewie griffin.

Squiggly Line by Stewie Griffin

Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid.
I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision.
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye?
Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.


p/s:floaters don't kill,it's just annoying